Contessa Alura

I’ve returned from Jamaica as a judge in the Fetish Queen of the Universe pageant. We had such a GREAT line-up of amazingly talented ladies. It was such a blast to meet so many wonderful new people, to have the chance to dress up and of course all the great times and memories that were made. I can’t wait for the photos!

We had a super cool new photographer, Thomas Radin, at the event that I had the pleasure of working with. He was so much fun, so creative and he had no problem letting me do my thing. I find it’s so much better when I can share ideas about the kids of photos I hope to get, backgrounds, colours, creative elements and more. Seasoned photographers are often so focused on the shots they need they simply want you to be a “model” and follow direction. I think in many cases this is a truly important quality because there’s sooo many models who just want to be told how to pose and what to do since they feel it’s the photographers job to do the rest. I’m not that way at all…. I can be totally spontaneous, fun, silly, wacky and get some unbelievable images out of a shoot. The hardest part for me is always trying to get a photographer to get out of the studio and not try to get me to pose like it’s a family photo. Thomas and I came up with some pretty crazy stuff and it was a highlight of my trip.

The weather was exceptional the entire time I was in Jamaica except on the day we all left. One of the resort staff made the cutest comment to me, “this is Jamaica sad because you’re leaving”. I thought that was so sweet. I only really have two negative things I can say about the resort. One is that there are definitely sand flies that bite your ankles and skin while you’re there. It’s not the worst thing ever but it was annoying. And two, I can’t tell you how many times someone came up to me trying to sell me cigarettes, paintings or other illegal things and it was done so often it became offensive. At first I tried to make light of it when asked if I wanted to buy week or coke that the resort was fully inclusive, but after the 10th time it wasn’t funny anymore.

I think the best part of the entire trip for me was of course, the opportunity to DRESS UP! While the crowing and competition itself was awesome and fabulous, I particularly enjoyed the theme nights; costumes galore, creative outfits and accessories. The pirate theme was my favourite but the medical asylum turned out to be pretty phenomenal. I’m so impressed with the level of participation from everyone.

Judging this competition was so hard because everyone was really so different and so unique from one another and everyone had their special elements. There were three of us judging, myself, Kip and Tom. Here’s a run down of the ladies and the shows they did in no particular order:

• Joclyn Stone did an incredibly sexy belly dancing show with her lovely jingling outfit. Sadly her performance was cut short but these things are never an exact science so there were a few hiccups here and there throughout the pageant. However, we did get a little peek into Joclyn wild and crazy side when she belly danced again after the show and totally awed everyone with her naughty hip thrusts and that booty that can shake you out of you seat!
• Maitresse Renee did a hilarious show enacting “the crowning ceremony” as her being crowned winner of the competition with a terribly annoying paparazzi who kept flashing her in the eyes, crowding her and not listening to her repeated “stops”.  Needless to say, she had to teach him a lesson and he was properly disciplined!
• Mistress January Seraph put on a truly unique performance dressed in a latex mermaid tail and sang her own perverted and X rated version of the “Little Mermaid” song from the movie. It was so great! And who knew she had such an incredible singing voice?
• Lacy Black brought us into her radioactive laboratory as a strange but sexy creature who proceeded to bathe in a pool of green ooze spreading it all over herself as she slowly stripped off her tentacles. At the end her “mad scientist” assistant found himself under her spell, injecting himself with a huge needle after which Lacy proceeded to enjoy holding his head under the green slime. Truly a great show!
• Tara Emory gave us a delicious “steam punk” themed burlesque show. She wore a very hot and sexy pilot outfit with some very interestingly placed CANON”s that were strategically stripped off at the end to reveal her propeller pasties. We even thought we were going to see the secret jewel as she stripped off her panties but she totally got us by stacking her canon’s together hiding her sweet spot and soaring into the crowd. Totally hilarious!
• Samantha Grace did a beautiful strip tease that started off very sensual with her slowly taking off her sexy little latex swan outfit and then out of no-where she grabs this huge blown-up swan on stage and starting just grinding the shit out of it haha. She was riding it, grinding it on her pussy, choking it and more. I loved it, I totally didn’t see it coming… or should I say her cumming?
• Goddess Alexia Jordon gave us a fantastic BDSM show in her very hot pink and black outfit. She grabbed her unsuspecting victim, chained and locked him to a chair, strapped up his face and used him for her pleasures. Poor soul was electrocuted, face fucked, slapped, eroticized and more. It was very exciting to watch.
• Miz Bella Black put on a beautiful fashion show for us as her performance displaying her magnificent latex creations. Even the resort staff participated. I couldn’t believe the outfits. My favourite was the absolutely gorgeous white, elegant evening dress . Few people can really pull off the white and it was really an exceptional colour and style. I was so impressed.
• Danielle Dv8 totally destroyed me with her performance as a French Maid. Everyone who knows me, knows that is my one true weakness and it indeed made me weak. What’s this? The maid is cleaning and finds a secret box of sex toys under the bed? Only she would be that lucky haha! And imagine, there’s no-one around *wink wink. What do you think she did? She had a good ol time with each one …. that is until the boss walked in!
• Miss Dee Flouer put on a totally unique performance that brought on a standing ovation from the audience. Capturing my heart with “singing in the rain” she danced for us on stage with all that personality that makes her so special. Tricking us in a very conservative dress with a head scarf and an umbrella, she stripped it all off to reveal a silver and black latex bikini.  After being doused in water by a very sexy helper, she put on her rubber boots, raincoat and rain cap, and walked off the stage.
• MYSTERY CONTESTANT Mastress Simone Blaise truly blew me away with an incredible fire performance. Completely separate from the skill and impressiveness of fire, Simone brought an unusual and therefore fantastic creative element that added so much character to her show. She came out as Jesus calling for an angel to save her and along comes a delicious girl with an apple encouraging her to eat. Of course once she bites the apple, sin is released and debauchery ensues and Simone unleashes fire, passion and the forces of lust upon the girl. A very captivating performance.

I will conclude this posting with the official results of the competition, but before I do, I’d like to extend a big thank you to Robert Fluty for inviting me to be a judge at this competition and for putting together such a great event. As well, my thanks go to the resort staff at Hedonism II who were so accommodating and good spirited and a special thanks to my wonderful companion Dicey Doug who made the whole trip possible and pleasurable.

The official “Fetish Queen of the Universe” is Miss Dee Flouer from New York, 1st runner goes to Maitresse Renee from Houston Texas and 2nd runner-up goes to Tara Emory from Boston Massachusetts. Congratulations everyone!!!